Tramlines

Ghostpoet.

Third festival of the summer then, and the first at which I am working, as a steward with Oxfam.  Tramlines is a bit different in that rather than a country park or farm, it takes place in and around a city, namely Sheffield.  A good chance to stay with Chris rather than in a tent then - seems he has recovered from the bug that kept him from Latitude.  Still, I ride to the Oxfam campsite and put up my tent anyway, would be nice to go there for their BBQ this evening.  Then off to the main stage, in the 'Ponderosa', a large park a mile or two out of the city centre, for the steward briefing, not long after which the music starts.  First up is Ghostpoet, pretty good as poetry recital set to music goes.  And then Slaves, it may not be as cool here as the Shangri Hell stage but they're still good.  Drummer / vocalist loses his hat while crowdsurfing, then I pop backstage to congratulate him on the set.  As you do.  Turns out there is no bus to get back to the campsite so I pass on the social and meet up with Chris instead.  Watch some music in the Cathedral, where there is also a bar, pretty cool.

The peace gardens.

Saturday, and I have to work, at first this means handing out skiffs in the peace gardens while various bands play, I can handle this.  But in the evening I get the fun job of persuading drunken festival goers not to throw themselves in front of cars as I man a road crossing, this is kind of hard work.  Still I get through it without anybody getting injured, finish at 8pm in time to march to the Ponderosa and back (have to go there to sign out, annoyingly), then to the Harley for the delightful Billie Black, and then to the Cathedral for Marika Hackman, her rather dark folky sound goes very well here.  And yes, I do seem to end up seeing the same acts multiple times.

Sunday, and this time my shift goes from 2pm 'til 10pm, really not getting any music today, barring what I can hear while standing by a pedestrian crossing and pushing the button.  I am at least prepared for the rain, and it all goes quickly enough, pleasant company with my fellow stewards and all that.  Highlight of the day is a free pie I get in my break by virtue of being a festival worker :)

Trig point on Win Hill.

Of course I can't visit Sheffield without getting in a visit to Edale, so on Monday I take a pretty direct twenty mile walk there.  The route out of Sheffield up Porter Brook is still pleasant, then I head over moorland - including a knee deep plunge into a peat bog - to Hathersage.  From there it is a stiff climb up and down Win Hill to get to Edale, where I meet Chris - he has been at work, poor thing - for a few beers and a pub dinner.  All good... right, next up, Camp Bestival.

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Leaving London, and Latitude.

All the sheep are pink this year.

So, this blog might get a bit more prolific from now on.  I've quit my job, and plan to subsist on the income from my evil property empire as I travel around.  First of all, various festivals of which the first, not counting Glastonbury, is Latitude.  I plan to get there on the Thursday, but... turns out leaving home is tricky.  The last minute tasks mount up, my bike doesn't want to go, splits a fuel hose and spews petrol everywhere, in the end I don't fancy putting my tent up in the dark so instead, a last few beers in South London.  Chris isn't getting to the festival until tomorrow anyway.

Relaxing in the house.

Modern dance.

Friday... lock the door and post the keys through the letterbox, I'm really gone.  A three hour ride to the Suffolk coast, have to visit Dunwich on the way, and get a cup of tea by the sea.  This is what retired people do yes?  Then off to the festival.  Bit different to Glastonbury, such clean, many seating, wow.  Chris is ill, guess I am on my own for the weekend.  Music at the Lake Stage with Honne, very young crowd.  Briefly endure some right on comedy - look how the patriarchy makes you pay for tampons eh sisters.  To the main stage - the Obelisk Arena - where Santigold hand out donuts and dance a lot.  Stage two - the BBC6 Stage - and Public Serviice Broadcasting have new stuff, is good.  But the cool stuff here is in the woods, such as the poorly named iArena where I watch The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.  Then to round off the day, Keith Allen's Establishment Club.  I had a beer or two with him once, don't think he remembers.  Good music though.

Saturday.  Lovely weather, good for a wander about.  Random Shakespeare / Choral mashup in the woods, then some string quartet plus rap on the Waterfront Stage by the lake.  Quite hot, grab some shade in the literary tent, brain surgeon is discussing his memoirs.  Hour long queue for swimming in the lake, well, been there, done that.  To the iArena for Marika Hackman and then the Twilight Sad, before finding some comedy... watch a sketch in which a man mimes a sequence running from buying a pint to descending to hell and ripping the devil's cock off, as you do.  Then stand up from David O'Doherty, rather good.  All blurring into one a bit, I eschew the main stages, Oscar and Prides on the Lake Stage, random stuff on small stages in the wood.  Even find a proper mosh pit!

Nice of them to write a song about my motorbike problems.  Or perhaps it was an oldie.

Sunday, wander down to the main stage where that TV 'choir' thing is on plus a hundred or so random festival-goers.  It is so middle class here.  Feeling a bit music'd out, sunbathe and read for a bit instead.  Modern dance on the Waterfront - seems to be mainly people pushing steel frames around.  The Boomtown Rats are rather fun - Bob Geldof looks like James May's alcoholic brother.  He does realise they're not very good yeah?  No queue for swimming today so I go for it - man I am out of condition.  Now a band I actually want to see - the Manic Street Preachers, a good if short set.  And that is about it... not too fussed about Noel Gallagher, but I find a couple of late night (ish) bands at the iArena.  And a brief stop at the Establishment Club, where a left wing poet is describing her Mills & Boon fantasy relationship with former UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom.  And why not.

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Glastonbury 2015

So, my tenth GLASTONBURY, probably should write something.  Not least, maybe if I write down stuff I saw now, I'll at least have some record rather than relying on my memory.  Given the sheer scale of the festival though, this entry will eschew my usual narrative 'style' and be more like a stream of consciousness / list of bands.

Wednesday then.  Arrive mid afternoon, what do you mean the festival doesn't start until Friday?  Meet up with Chris, camp up, wander down through Silver Hayes and on to the Green Fields, already stuff going on here.  Still setting up in Shangri-La, random brass band wandering about, cider from Bez's Acid Lounge.  Full evening of music in the Rocket Lounge!  Country from the Jolenes, then much JUMPING AROUND to the Guns of Navarone, Pronghorn and Gentleman George.

Above the Park.

Thursday!  A nice sunny day, we grab a paper and lounge in the sun above the Park.  Stroll through the circus field, football with the players encased in GIANT BALLS. The real ale bar is open!  Pasties from the cheap(ish) bakery, then to Williams Green for the Circa Waves, popular with the youth it seems.  Shangri-La again, freaky political themed stuff is there to be looked at, also John Fairhurst on the Shangri Hell stage.  More Rocket Lounge, the Men Who Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing sing of Victoriana and the DARK ELDER GOD CTHULU!  Tentwards via Silver Hayes, will there be stuff worth seeing in the dance area?  Hell yes, into the Pussy Parlure Noveau for Taiwanese pop from Waa Wei, then some Korean Electro Grunge from Juck Juck Grunzie.

Juck Juck Grunzie.

Friday?  Actual bands people may have heard of.  The surprise starting act on the Other Stage are The Charlatans.  Back to Silver Hayes, really I've never spent so much time among the dance stages.  Watch a Maori Haka at the Gully, and there is music here too... and yes it is Korean again, folky songs from Gonne Choi, and oh look, the lead singer of Juck Juck Grunzie still hasn't found her clothes.  Little bit of rain, just enough to keep the dust down.  To the field of Avalon, how many times have we seen Cara Dillon now?  Always good anyway... Chris is not up for Lulu, I grab a toffee apple 'cider' from the BROTHERS BAR, off to the Acoustic Tent again, it's Wilko Johnson aka Ser Ilyn Payne from Game of Thrones.  And then the Proclaimers!  Don't mention the referendum.  OK, let's see a headliner, Florence and the Machine in fact.  Don't think I've seen a performer enjoy their Pyramid set so much.

Soil and Pimp Sessions.

Saturday... bit of mud about, people in high vis rake wood chips into it while we watch Isaac Lee-Kronick and Sunset Suns at the John Peel.  The men in the audience approve of Ellie Rose at the BBC Introducing.  It's too hot for my wellies and the mud is drying, back to the tent, in fact I want a shower so off to the Greenpeace field.  A brief glimpse of Three Daft Monkeys, then queue for 25 minutes, worth it to get clean.  May as well do their FISH BYCATCH DROP SLIDE thing too.  Still don't like heights.  To the Jazz World Stage, sorry, West Holts, where Soil and Pimp Sessions provide JAPANESE DEATH JAZZ.  Acoustic Stage / real ale bar time.  Oops, Texas are ill, oh well, Rainy Boy Sleep steps up with a solo set.  Back to Shangri Hell, what sort of people come here during the day ask Buffo's Wake, and we dance around in circles.  Headbanging with Bad Lazarus, more Game of Thrones connection, this time the awesome Molotov Jukebox, led by Natalia Tena aka Osha.  And still more music, Tarantism have wandered in from the green fields, and there's a big crowd back at Hell for Slaves.

In Shangri-La.

Sunday - last day.  Feeling a bit tired for some reason, and it has rained in the night so back in my wellies.  Make it to the Pyramid for Hozier, Take me to Church, 'nuff said.  Tea and Boxcar Joe Strouzer in the Small World, all you need it seems is a hotdog and a nail.  Steel Pulse bring the reggae to West Holts, Belle and Sebastian invite the crowd up onto the Other Stage to dance.  And yet more GAME OF THRONES, this time Raleigh Ritchie aka Jacob Anderson aka Grey Worm.  Only time for a little of his alt-R&B stylings though, as it is time for The Who to bring the curtain down.  Though there is still time to trek all the way over the site, past the GIANT FIRE BREATHING SPIDER to the Park for a little dance with my brother.

Phew...
And yes, you could get the gist here just by skim reading and picking up on the SHOUTING.

Photos to go with this post can be found here.